No, actually I'm *not* borrowing my teenage son's car

I drive one of these:

And am married to this sense of humor:

And he buys parts to fix these:

So he gets free stickers like this:

And this:

And...*sigh*...this:

I never know when a new one will show up in prime viewing location on one of my windows, although it's usually after a weekend of this:

Because these two:

Just can't be trusted.

Oh, yes. It's a laugh a minute here in Schaererville.